Bathing Bad Bath Salts: Cooked In Albuquerque

Inspired by Breaking Bad:

Indications
Do you find yourself worrying about taking care of yourself or your family? Do you spend time during your tv show wandering around in just your underwear? Even had a plane crash over your house? Are you looking for better ways than a carwash to launder your money? Then Bathing Bad is for you. We relax away the bad with every, long, hot, luxurious bath.

Ingredients
A proprietary blend of fine, course and jumbo ancient salts, organic blend of essential oils that relaxes away the Bad.

Directions
First, stop worrying about everything. Run yourself a nice hot bath. Sprinkle our blue “meth” salts into your water and smell the relaxation. Add yourself to the warm bath and soak as long as needed to relax away the Bad.

You can get:

81Er8Yi7NwL._SL1500_Bathing Bad Bath Salts for $15.

 

 

 

 
41aMHvCx4CLBathing Bad Bath Salts & Body Scrub for $32

 

 

 

 

 
61aX66ZDmFL._SL1240_Bathing Bad Bath Gift Bucket with a Los Pollos Hermanos Gift bucket for $67.

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"Breaking Bad" Style Meth Candy In The News

The Santa Fe New Mexican reports “NM shop sells ‘meth candy’ to honor ‘Breaking Bad’“. Prepare for complaints about how this candy shop is glorifying drug use meanwhile the TV show isn’t.

The owner of an Albuquerque candy store is selling a product she’s calling “meth candy” and is playing off the popularity of the hit TV-show “Breaking Bad.”

Debbie Hall, owner of The Candy Lady, said Monday that the blue-colored snack is merely sugar blocks, though it bears a close resemblance to the blue crystal causing havoc on the Albuquerque-based TV drama.